Current JoyPoll results for 564 entries:
What's the leading cause of dotcom death?
Old age, ... dotcom years are kinda like dog years. |
16 |
2% |
|
Murder, ... it's a dotcom eat dotcom world out there. |
11 |
1% |
|
Suicide, ... you can tell it's a suicide because they leave a note... the prospectus. |
117 |
20% |
|
Starvation, ... dotcom calorie intake is often measured in CPM. |
157 |
27% |
|
Hearing the word "dotcom" too much, ... it has the strange ability to render executives dot-delusional. |
213 |
37% |
|
I'm dotcalmed by the results. |
51 |
9% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Spirit of Free Enterprise.
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