Current JoyPoll results for 1270 entries:
How would you best rationalize like a pirate?
Downloading movies is green, ... not so much green for the studios though.
135
10%
Stealing and looting is just recycling other people's stuff, ... they were just going to throw it out eventually, right?
117
9%
Movie studios are too rich anyway, ... you can never be too rich or too fat.
101
7%
Pirating software and movies distributes them to more people, which will bring in more money in the long run, ... by that time the creators may have walked the plank.
153
12%
Every movie I download illegally, I offset with Movie Production Credits, ... do you watch them scroll by at the end of the .avi?
85
6%
I'd never pay to see most of the stuff I steal anyway, ... OK, you need to get your life back now.
425
33%
I ain't casting the first stone.
254
20%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and seed people!
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