Current JoyPoll results for 1493 entries:
If Apple did have an adult section of its store, what would be your favorite part of it?
iLove '08, the procreation suite, ... featuring iDirtyPhoto, iPornMovie, iPornWebsite, iDirtyDVD, and GangBang.
150
10%
I'd go for the hardware, rather than the software, ... you like getting your hands dirty?
218
14%
iPod Touch, couples edition, ... the more smudges the better.
241
16%
Apple mudflaps, ... featuring the original Apple girl Eve!
55
3%
iTunes Pornography Store, ... or does Vivid make you livid?
352
23%
Apple match-making service, ... what's a Genius like you doing in a place like this?
138
9%
If you don't quite view the results, you'll go blind!
341
22%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the original sine.
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