Current JoyPoll results for 1286 entries:
What evidence is there that your co-workers might be zombies?
The weird noises that emanate from their work area, ... it's when it gets quiet that you have to really worry.
42
3%
Their low productivity, ... you mean they're not hooked up to caffeine drips?
78
6%
The things they eat for lunch... YUK!, ... Billions and Billions Served.
86
6%
They are working for Zombie pay scale, ... it's not like they've died and gone to heaven.
95
7%
That undead look in their eyes, ... I recognize it from the mirror.
121
9%
Wait a sec... all of the above! THEY ARE ZOMBIES!!!!, ... just try to think of them as headhunters.
707
54%
RaaarrarRRRraarr!
157
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding of the living dead.
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