Current JoyPoll results for 1486 entries:
What's your naysaying-nitpick about Apple?
All their software should be Open Source, ... or would your prefer it was free as in beer?
90
6%
You should be able to run OS X on non-Apple hardware, ... did you know the transformation of personal choices, wants, or preferences into absolutes is a reality distortion?
197
13%
I'm tired of the lower case i for crying out loud, ... iThink you doth protest too much.
218
14%
They NEVER should have cancelled the Newton, ... well they did you big baby, now go suck on an iPhone soother.
381
25%
Their products are all complete and total crap, and they are always way too expensive, and they have no marketshare, and they hurt me as a child, ... you won't let that stop you from becoming an Apple fanboy will you?
95
6%
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all, ... *silence*
303
20%
I'm naysaying the results.
202
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and taking a pessimistic view that almost 100% is not quite good enough.
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