Current JoyPoll results for 1232 entries:
So why would humans evolve into beings with no ears?
After generations of listening to iPods at full volume, ears became useless appendages, ... now they have to set their iPods on vibrate.
187
15%
People just got tired waiting for The Beatles on iTunes, ... it's been a long and winding road hasn't it.
38
3%
Text messaging took over, ... they lost the ears but gained text thumbs.
87
7%
iPod implants proved more efficient, ... a thousand songs in your head!
381
30%
People never listen anyway, ... hmmmm? Sorry, I had my iPod on.
298
24%
You know what they say, hear today, gone tomorrow, ... the next big thing... iPod Hearing Aid.
131
10%
If someone just views the results in the JoyPoll, does anybody hear?
110
8%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hearsay.
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