Current JoyPoll results for 1607 entries:
Most likely reason Al Gore needs those three 30" monitors?
He's attempting to open a portal to other universe, ... once its open, can he take us all there?
84
5%
He needs the desktop space for inventing things, ... there's certainly no room on the desk!
24
1%
He heard there's lots of money to be made in screen real estate, ... just ask Apple.
135
8%
Everybody needs to spoil themselves now and then, ... amazing what carbon credits can get you these days.
268
16%
TIME magazine was coming over, he had to do something fast to distract them from his messy office, ... that's more than a messy office... it's Global Clutter!
371
23%
Those monitors really take the sting out of not winning that election, ... you should see his iPhone collection!
508
31%
I'm still in denial that Al Gore turned out to be cooler than me.
217
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and mandatory limitations on the reduction of rounding gases.
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